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    Default Who is the agent provocateur on this site collecting material for Borats next film ?

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    I think it must be either Gavin or Jon with Nellie a close third....
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    Borat the Beekeeper will start a global crusaide (cruise to aid) from a small Scottish island in a biodegradeable corricle. It will all end in him crashing an oiltanker into america filled with european raver ecoterrorists. These will spread out and infiltrate all levels of goverment and industry slipping ecstacy into tea urns. Once the leaders of industry and goverment are 'loved up' they will see the light and stop their badness. It will all fail because no baddies drink tea in USA.

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    I'm not sure what you've been drinking, but can I have some?

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    aha your vile attemts at villifying my sobriety out you as the agent. You are undone. Never use the internet again say I, or add a storyline..
    Last edited by Calum; 31-05-2012 at 11:14 PM.

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    Well if he has ever had a drink his opinion is obviously compromised and he should hereby withdraw from posting on any threads which mention ethanol in any of its glorious presentations.
    I imagine there are plenty of total abstinence and temperance threads where Nellie could make a useful and impartial contribution.

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    Absti what now?

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    Hugo the beekeeper did not take on the yoke of beekeeping to make friends. And by the way, he didn't.
    In his formative beekeeping years he kept his bees in TBHs and stuck to the mantra of -Whenever we was about to do something, he'd think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, he would not do that thing.
    As even idiots treat varroa his losses were high, but there are a huge number of yeast infections in his county. Probably because it is downriver from that old bread factory. So he was sure it was the yeast infections killing all his bees.
    Not having a lot of experience with vampires, but having hunted werewolves - he shot one once, but by the time he got to it, it had turned back into his neighbor's dog. He decided to go up river and deal with that bread factory. So he travelled to New Zealand. And walked the Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor. you can take it from there... blatant cut and edit of the Best Dwight Schrute Quotes
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    I worked with a guy in Mexico who argued with me that a resident of his village could change himself into a cat or a dog by night and the more I argued with him the more he became convinced that I was a fool. The guy who replaced him as farm manager argued with me that the fish in the pond would cross with the tadpoles and degenerate the race and it was imperative to remove the 'poles.
    It takes all sorts in this world.
    What the hell do I know as these guys clearly had inside track information without needing any pesky evidence.

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    Callum, just read your post over my cornflakes. Do you know you can get medication these days that may help you

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    you go to sleep after a normal day and then wake up in some twilight world where nothing appears to be as you remember it. are we here seeing the first visible effects of pesticide-ridden meals or is it the result of gm foods?

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    Both, more than likely.

    I should admit that Calum managed to find a place on the forum where he could post but no-one but the Admin and Moderators could see it. I brought it out into the open last night. It was an interesting trick, but I'll not reveal the secret in case too many of you use it to confuse the unwary. Whole threads emerging from the underworld to perplex the casual reader.

    As for the content, well .... I'm with Jimbo.

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