I'm well versed in the notion that not agreeing with the neonicotinoid ban makes you in the employ of Bayer (can I work for Monsanto though they've got extra, extra evil!), but I'm somewhat at a loss to understand the link between capybaras and pesticides, less so the link to rafael nadal.

Maybe I should add shill services to the company website, give myself a stern talking to and revoke this years bonus.