OSR as food (for us)

[Neils]

The Mrs has been bringing back bags of OSR over the past week or so, we've been steaming it and having it for dinner like broccoli, I know they're related (OSR and Broccoli, not the Mrs), but until now I've never even considered it or seen it in a green grocers.
I recommend it, the yellow flowers are a little disconcerting to my eyes, but it's a nice addition to the dinner plate.

[Jon]

I read on biobees that it was full of jellyfish genes. Have you started to glow in the dark yet.

[chris]

If it has been treated with a neonicotinoid,then be careful about orientation problems when returning from the pub.

[Jon]

How many pints is sub lethal and what is the LD50 for ethanol?

[gavin]

He ought to be able to metabolise it within 5 hrs or so. Mind you, the breakdown products cause just as many problems ... but in time he'll metabolise them too. Should be able to stagger home around dawn I'd have thought.

[Jimbo]

Thats if he does not collapse by then !

[Neils]

I am carrying out extensive research. No evidence of barnacles yet either but I have my suspicions.

[Jon]

I hope that diet does not make you START TO SHOUT at the Mrs or wildly overemphasize certain aspects of your normal discourse.

[Neils]

So far I've NOT NOTICED ANY ADVERSE Effects.

But here's an unrelated article that I'm going to claim makes my point: Force has lost 100 officers in 6 months

If that doesn't show THE insidious nature of what we're up against I don't know what does.

[Jon]

That is shocking. Those are real decimal statistics mentioned in that article which only goes to show that something must be rotten. We need to get to the bottom of this, maybe via a petition. Have you considered that this may be linked to smoking beagles? Not rolling them up of course, cigarette paper could not contain a beagle. Now that is scary.