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    Default *** Caption Competition !! ***

    Its been a while. Let's resurrect this forum feature. OK folks, do your worst! On second thoughts, maybe not your worst .....

    (I should add that C4U played no part in this whim of the forum admin, he is just the innocent victim of me and my camera phone.)


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    Sgottabee "hubble bubble......"

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    A dark Cave. In the middle, a Caldron boiling. Thunder.

    Fillet of a fenny snake,
    In the caldron boil and bake;
    Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
    Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
    Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
    And just a pinch of Terramycin,—
    For a charm of powerful trouble,
    Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

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    lol both......he spotted me at the dreaded wax melter last night...................been running for almost two months off and on now. Thank heavens its the last load bar one....finished next week then off to the big T in Lincs for milling.

    Thought of even adding a caption myself, but flippancy about ongoing matters might not go down too well.......

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    "Those who stir the shit pot should have to lick the spoon."

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    "Mix one part ignorance, one part blind opinion, one part pigheadedness and one part annoyance; stir the pot slowly before pouring into mold. Allow to set and another beekeeper is born"


    Or "effing hell not bloody porridge again!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calluna4u View Post
    Thought of even adding a caption myself, but flippancy about ongoing matters might not go down too well.......
    If you had I'd have deleted it and put you on Moderation!

    I'm now getting caption suggestions in emails from those too shy to post publicly. OK, one, and not too shy but worrying it might seem unkind. I have one too but decided to self-moderate as well :-)

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    C4u wasn't convinced the addition of 8lb of the finest beeswax was going to make his new hot tub the 'babe magnet' that Gavin had promised


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    The team had been working night shifts since November after inexplicably large orders for Murray's 'orange tint' face cream kept rolling in from a strange angry American gentleman.


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    Stripped from the waist down, Murray checked the 'man sized' pot was up to a comfortable temperature and reflected that the phrase 'dipping the wick' was about to take on a whole new meaning.


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