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[gavin]

As everyone signed up I inserted a Trojan on all their devices so any attempt to unsubscribe is futile - it just keeps resubscribing/reinstalling as necessary no matter how many times you try to get rid of it! Look at Rosie, Prakel and countless others - they tried to go but were outfoxed by SBAi cunning .... MWWAHHH!!!

(trying hard *not* to listen to the football on the radio in the next room ..... )

There must be a fault in Drone Ranger's Trojan - his does seem to let him go as the daylength contracts but he'll be back in spring, sure as anything.