Caption competition

[gavin]

If beekeeping doesn't work out, Wmfd, you could always turn to caption writing. Or beekeeping in summer and caption writing in winter, that'd do it. I like your style. I like it so much I was helpless for a while .

Last one. My turn: 'Heads, shoulders, knees and boobs, knees and boobs..... '

I'm sure others can do better ............