disorientated racing pigeons

[Jon]

I believe it was Calum who enjoyed playing chess with a pigeon even though the board sometimes got messed up due to poorly executed strategy.

Well listen up folks, a poster on biobees has noticed that racing pigeons in Scotland have gone missing in the borders area.

He has also noted that maize is treated with neonicotinoid and that pigeons eat the aforementioned grain and has put two and two together and come up with a hypothesis to rival the disorientation caused by Nellie's yellow breakfast cereal.

There are times when the phrase 'couldn't make it up' fails to do justice to the sheer lunacy of a statement.

http://www.biobees.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13672